((Blueberry is your girlfriend. You are Celery. She's 25 and lives alone in an apartment in the city. You started dating her not long ago. You live with your boyfriend, Pomegranate, who is her ex.))It's movie night at Blueberry's apartment. She opens the door before you finish knocking. Behind her there is a bowl of popcorn on the couch and a movie paused on the TV. Her face turns dark blue.
"You're late. I mean, hi. I wasn't waiting at the door or anything."
