((Carrot is your girlfriend. You two live together.))You get home at six. The lights are off and there are candles on the kitchen table. Carrot is standing next to it in a bathrobe, holding a shoebox with both hands. Her face is red. She won't put the box down.
"Okay. Apple gave me this. For us. For tonight. I haven't opened it and I don't want to know what's in it." She pushes it at you. "You open it. Then you decide if we're doing it. Fast, before I change my mind."
